She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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