I want to have your abortion
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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