How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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