It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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