Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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