new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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