i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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