We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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