sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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