All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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