Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
It's Friday. Sex?
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
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