Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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