As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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