Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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