WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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