Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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