Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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