Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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