There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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