I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Everything about him screamed your future.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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