Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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