It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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