just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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