If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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