he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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