I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
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"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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