Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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