I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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