What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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