when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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