yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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