nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I just had sex on a roof
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Randomize
