I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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