at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
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