Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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