So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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