I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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