I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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