I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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