And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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