Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
