When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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