I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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