Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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