i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
