By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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