And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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