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what?
penguin condom
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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