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You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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