Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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