I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
