she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I got inside last night via doggy door
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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