I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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