And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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