Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Your dad touched me again.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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